Angler Adventurer Gifts

'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I never leave home without it.'

Fishermen complain about new quota.

'I'm glad you decided to go fishing with me today, Doris'.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Ben, check that catfish bait and see if it's ripe.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

reincarnated worm...

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish hunting for men.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Reverse psychology

Fish talking about fisherman