Angle Adventurer Gifts

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Astral Projection

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

We're With Stupid

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'Well that's certainly new!'

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Turning with mathematical precision.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Out-of-Homebody experience.

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'