Angle Enthusiast Gifts

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

"Mr. Hypotenuse, I'll need you to sine this, and Mrs., I'll need you to cosine. I'll need to stop at the store on the way home for milk and bread, and, then..."

"You're such a catch...How are you single?"

Today we'll practice the most important skill you'll learn this season. I hate passing drills. Maybe it's dribbling. Hold your cell phone like so. Focus in tight on your subject. Oh. Right. Making videos for college field hockey recruiters. Better angles equal higher scholarships.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Triangle

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Giraffe Selfie

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Can I have a look at the map?

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'No cheating'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Look a huge bird!'