Angle Enthusiast Gifts

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

"You're such a catch...How are you single?"

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Triangle

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Giraffe Selfie

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Can I have a look at the map?

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'No cheating'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."