Angle Aficionado Gifts

Turning with mathematical precision.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

You're working too hard, Euclid --- Let's do some angling!

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I like it warm, but this is ridiculous!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Triangle

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Giraffe Selfie

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Suite Hereafter

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You run into a window, too?"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'