Angle Aficionado Gifts

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Triangle

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Giraffe Selfie

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Suite Hereafter

"You run into a window, too?"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."