Triangle Enthusiast Gifts

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Triangle

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Scientists building a tower

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

The geometry of everyday life

Turning with mathematical precision.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

Tip Responsibly

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

"I'm no up there any longer , Ricardo. I sued the King for violations of accessibility."

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

Pythagoras Revisited

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Visitor points out Tower of Pisa is leaning. Official replies, 'I think that's always how it's been'.

T-shirt menage a trois.