Triangle Enthusiast Gifts

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

Math Grammar. Mr. Acute. Mr. Obtuse. Mr. Right

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Triangle

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Scientists building a tower

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'He needs professional HELP!'

The geometry of everyday life

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

Evolution of God. . .

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Turning with mathematical precision.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

Precussionist

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Let's ask Square ... He always has the right angle on things.

Tip Responsibly

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

'I made your favorite, Euclid — Pie!'

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.