Love Triangle Enthusiast Gifts

"Thank you so much for inviting me to play a pivotal role in your marriage. What am I to do, exactly?"

Couple twists up drinking with a surprise third arm.

"Is your fat goof of a boyfriend gone yet?"

'So who's it to be, Eileen - him or me?'

T-shirt menage a trois.

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

Triangle

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'Love changes everything.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'