Lover Of Love Triangles Gifts

"Of course I could learn to love someone like you, Kevin - I'm seeing your twin brother."

"Thank goodness, it's just my boyfriend. For a minute there, I thought it was my husband!"

Triangle

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

Couple in Blue

'Love changes everything.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

"Where did you and mummy meet?"

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

TV soap star kissing a female spectator behind her husbands' back.

"Just think darling, if I hadn't accidently swiped right, we might never have met."