Love Triangle Aficionados Gifts

"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

Triangle

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Drama Llama

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'I give it six months.'

'Love changes everything.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

Love is being close, no matter what...

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

"Where did you and mummy meet?"

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.