Love Triangle Aficionados Gifts

"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

Triangle

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Drama Llama

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Love changes everything.'

'I give it six months.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

Love is being close, no matter what...

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.