Love Triangle Enthusiasts Gifts

"Of course I'm jealous of your last girlfirend Barry, have you seeen the hunk she's with now?"

Triangle

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'Love changes everything.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

Romeo and Juliet