Love Triangle Aficionado Gifts

Husband planing to place sedative herbs in the herbarium of his wife's lover

'Where was the TSA?'

Triangle

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

The three Musketeers give a PowerPoint.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'Love changes everything.'

The Mouse King

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

Thomas Mayne Reid

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

How TV Causes Violence

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'