Love Triangle Aficionado Prints

Husband planing to place sedative herbs in the herbarium of his wife's lover

'Where was the TSA?'

Triangle

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Jacques et Jille

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'And there is where you put the batteries.'

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'And when I was fifteen, I ran away from the circus to join an accounting firm.'

'Love changes everything.'

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Reality TV

Jekyll and Heidi.

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

The Mouse King