Love Triangle Survivor Gifts

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Generation Ex.

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"Oh no! You, again?"

Ereptile Dysfunction

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

"Recently separated."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

Days of Christmas.

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'