Love Triangle Survivor Mugs

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Ereptile Dysfunction

"Oh no! You, again?"

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

Generation Ex.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Recently separated."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"An exclusive group. Each survived three scandals and was re-elected."

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back."

'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'