Love Triangle Navigator Gifts

"I don't! I mean, I do! Not Bea, but Estella. Maybe. Unless she has a boyfriend."

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"Look, Baldo, if you want someone to like you, you have to like yourself first. Just be yourself...and I'm sure this Estella girl will see what a cool guy you are."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

...In a Relationship

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"We slipped in the tub."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"Cute... But way too young."

Love Park: You Are Here

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

' Kiss me'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"