Love Triangle Navigator Pillows

"I don't! I mean, I do! Not Bea, but Estella. Maybe. Unless she has a boyfriend."

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"Look, Baldo, if you want someone to like you, you have to like yourself first. Just be yourself...and I'm sure this Estella girl will see what a cool guy you are."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

...In a Relationship

"We slipped in the tub."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Cute... But way too young."

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

' Kiss me'

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Love Park: You Are Here

Rendez-Vous.

'She's my sex therapist.'