Love's Labyrinth Navigator Gifts

Who's that sleeping in your bed?

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

House of books.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

...In a Relationship

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

Guru in a maze.

"We slipped in the tub."

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

maze

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

"Cute... But way too young."

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