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Who's that sleeping in your bed?

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

House of books.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Bumper Cars of Love.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

Guru in a maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

...In a Relationship

"We slipped in the tub."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

"The cellular service is terrible in these things."

maze

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

"Cute... But way too young."