Law Labyrinth Navigator Gifts

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Guru in a maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

With Jury Duty for All

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

maze

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

Ideology and bureaucracy

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

"Yep, paid through the nose."

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

'We're not sure whose parents we want to live with.'

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants.

"Your instructions were perfect."

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"I'm here for stabbing my husband 324 times... I couldn't turn the electric carving knife off."

"If you could fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim!"

'Hello, Haratty, Pearson and Smythe, messy divorce specialists!'