Insurance Labyrinth Navigator Gifts

"If you could fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim!"

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'You're allergic to feathers.'

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Guru in a maze.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

"Patient's rights? We recommend you don't become a patient."

'Fortunately my health plan covers equipment.'

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

Controversial Boxes

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

DMV - Enter Here

"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'

'It's time for your crisis.'

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'