Insurance Labyrinth Navigator Gifts

"If you could fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim!"

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'You're allergic to feathers.'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

Guru in a maze.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

"Patient's rights? We recommend you don't become a patient."

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

'Fortunately my health plan covers equipment.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

Controversial Boxes

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

DMV - Enter Here

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'

"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"

'It's time for your crisis.'

'Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it still remains so popular?'

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."