Insurance Navigators Gifts

'I'm referring you to tech assistance to help figure out your insurance options.'

'OK! OK! Mrs. ...whatever your name was! We'll cover the cost of your back surgery!! Now get out of here!'

"I'm referring you to tech assistance to figure out your insurance options."

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'You're allergic to feathers.'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Your lips still say "No," but you started out with six exclamation points above your head and now you're down to one. !

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

"I told him that I was leaving that I couldn't put up with the endless papaerwork..." "And what did he say?" "He asked me to fill out an exit report."

'I still haven't built up a tolerance for medical co-payments.'

'...If there is no progress in the negotiations it could bring the nation to its knees.'

A Family Home

"And one other thing....It's not on the CV, but I golf."