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'I'm referring you to tech assistance to help figure out your insurance options.'

"I'm referring you to tech assistance to figure out your insurance options."

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You're allergic to feathers.'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

GPs to be required to offer appointments in advance.

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

"I told him that I was leaving that I couldn't put up with the endless papaerwork..." "And what did he say?" "He asked me to fill out an exit report."

"Please include the number of a close relative in case there's an emergency...with your insurance."

"And one other thing....It's not on the CV, but I golf."

'It's $19.95 for the pills and $79.95 for the anti-side effect medication.'

'I still haven't built up a tolerance for medical co-payments.'

A Family Home

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout