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"Sure we had some financial setbacks, but we're getting back on track."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

I think I can...

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

...What if I promise to only use half my brain?

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

'I'll need a bigger allowance now, Dad, or I'll have to get a job.'

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

"I told him that I was leaving that I couldn't put up with the endless papaerwork..." "And what did he say?" "He asked me to fill out an exit report."

'Sometimes I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day -- but I wouldn't list it under 'career goals.'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'I'm referring you to tech assistance to help figure out your insurance options.'

'How to survive chapter 11.'

When asked what impresses them least in a candidate, most interviewers cite 'not listening to the question'...

"Make an appointment for Mr. Rodgers for a follow-up billing."

A Family Home

'Are you the client, or am I?'