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"Make an appointment for Mr. Rodgers for a follow-up billing."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

I think I can...

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

Contact Tree-Huggers.com for info on tax-deductible charitable trusts.

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

The gold price chart.

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Cornucopia of Bankers

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Chines Dollar

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

Ben Bernanke

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."