Finance Navigators Pillows

"Sure we had some financial setbacks, but we're getting back on track."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

I think I can...

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'The good news is I've got a part-time job. The bad news is I started the day with a full-time job.'

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

...What if I promise to only use half my brain?

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

"It's agreed then. By way of compromise we'll kick this into the short grass."

'I'll need a bigger allowance now, Dad, or I'll have to get a job.'

"We're happy that you got great news on your tests. We're still sending in our grievance counselor to help you cope with your medical bill, though."

"Gone fishing for a small-business loan"

"I told him that I was leaving that I couldn't put up with the endless papaerwork..." "And what did he say?" "He asked me to fill out an exit report."

'Sometimes I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day -- but I wouldn't list it under 'career goals.'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'I'm referring you to tech assistance to help figure out your insurance options.'

"Make an appointment for Mr. Rodgers for a follow-up billing."

'...If there is no progress in the negotiations it could bring the nation to its knees.'

When asked what impresses them least in a candidate, most interviewers cite 'not listening to the question'...

A Family Home

'How to survive chapter 11.'