Money Navigator Pillows

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

The president's men

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Homeless count.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Cornucopia of Bankers

Couple with confusing pamphlets

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Chines Dollar

Accountant counting falling snowflakes.

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

Ben Bernanke

'We don't use the term 'chump change' sir.'

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'