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Inflation heading towards 3 percent.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

Made in China.

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

How to bare up in a bare market.

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

'It was the best of investment times, it was the worst of investment times...' (A Tale of Two Markets).

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Cornucopia of Bankers

'I'm starting to wonder if all my 'Account Executive' got on her broker's exam was nail polish.'

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

For some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Chines Dollar

jumping hoops for mortgages and loans...

Ben Bernanke

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'