Family Finance Navigator Pillows

"It sure goes...a dollar here, a dollar there and the rest to my wife."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

I think I can...

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"Wet wipe?"

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

Little Investment on the Praire

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"I don't know why she got so mad. I had an excuse based on a true story."

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

'Any annuity we can afford wouldn't pay the MILK BILL!'