Family Finance Navigator Gifts

"It sure goes...a dollar here, a dollar there and the rest to my wife."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

I think I can...

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"Wet wipe?"

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

Little Investment on the Praire

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"I'm afraid you suffer from 'Teen Traumatic Stress Disorder.' Once your kids grow up, it'll go away."