Family Finance Finesser Gifts

'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"I'm not sure I'm interested in Trump's tax returns. I'm frightened enough by ours."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"If I were money, you'd listen to me."

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"Found meat is income."

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

Absolutely No Credit

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"Will my bonus look big in this?"

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

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