Financial Finesser Gifts

'According to my analysis, the Theoretical Maths Department should be able to survive if we can budget for paper and pencils...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Great Chinese Dynasties

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'