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"It's time to break up the company!!"

"We're looking for someone who has room for more stress in their life."

"Believe me, you're going to need this string to return from the cubicle maze."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

Yin and Yang VPs.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

No - what kind of answer is no?

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

"Watch what you say, Jenkins. It's but a short step from insolent to insolvent."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'