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"I told him that I was leaving that I couldn't put up with the endless papaerwork..." "And what did he say?" "He asked me to fill out an exit report."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

Yin and Yang VPs.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

No - what kind of answer is no?

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."