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Dyslexic CEO

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Yin and Yang VPs.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Big desks take time.

Midlife: You Are Here.

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

Doubt or Certainy

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

No - what kind of answer is no?

Out Box

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly