Executive Life Navigator Gifts

Dyslexic CEO

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Uh-Oh..."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

Yin and Yang VPs.

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

Big desks take time.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

No - what kind of answer is no?

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'