Leadership Navigator Gifts

"Our executive search committee got lost!"

Mark Morgan new head of ICE

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

Better times ahead.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

King Solomon's Pollster.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"Just identifying weak members of the herd."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

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'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'Your career is a change management textbook.'