Learning Navigator Gifts

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Between Offices

"I am not asking for directions."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

A Preschool of Fish

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"You are here"

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'