Learning Curve Navigator Gifts

Failed to Signal

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

Doubt or Certainy

"I owe my success to always being the lesser of two evils."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

'I received matching offers.'

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

"I've seen a number of meteoric career flameouts in my time, but Phil's was sure in a class by itself!"

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

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How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Your career is a change management textbook.'

'You'll never have to worry about me jumping ship for a better offer.'