Curve Navigator Gifts

F&E Auto Body Repair. I was marking student tests while driving around a bend in the road. No more grading on the curve, professor!

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

The Life of Pi

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"You are here"

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"