Curve Enthusiast Gifts

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

A day at the transgenic races

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Tunnel of Like.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Dairy Devil

Blend Schools

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Speeding Forklift

Get ready ... Get set ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

A Learning Curve.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Evolution of God. . .

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!