Bending Enthusiast Gifts

Give Thanks.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Dog Birthdays

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

The first Airbender!

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

The Acrobat/Musician

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

You know I can't do the twist.

Ballerina

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."