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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

The first Airbender!

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

The Acrobat/Musician

Ballerina

You know I can't do the twist.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"