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'If a mime is walking alone in the forest and a tree falls on him, does he make a sound? Does anyone care?'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

Dominant Shrink.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Give Thanks.

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Reverse Psychology.

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Dept of Lateral Thinking.

ESP test

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"