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Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

Analyst and patient

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'