Mind Bend Enthusiast Gifts

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Analyst and patient

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.