Mind-body Enthusiast Gifts

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Work/Life Balance

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The power of now

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"How long have I had what problem?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Therapist School

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Relax.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."