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Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Tattoos sagging with time

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"In da house"

Maternity tattoos

Body Building

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

The Coffee Tattoo

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"We need to put in more bones."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.