Skeleton Enthusiast Gifts

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

'I knew you were lying when you said you were big-boned.'

Man with x-ray burnt onto his back.

'Have your personal circumstances changed in the last twelve months?'

'Melvin!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

X-Ray toilets.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Galinosaurus . . . Discovered by V.J. Galin

"Due to heavy call volume, your wait time will be six years."

Mummies solution.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'So, it seems the ancient hunter-gatherers hated the Barney creature as much as we modern humans detest him today.'

'Reception here - are the cleaners still on strike?'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

Spring Cleaning

"So my doctor said, aren't you worried about looking too bony, and I said sweetie that's not possible."

"Sorry for the delay. We're working with a skeleton crew."

Sharkman to the rescue!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms