Skeleton Lovers Gifts

'Been waiting long?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

Supermodel's Day Out.

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

'He's sculling...how ironic.'