Skeleton Aficionado Gifts

"Stop being selfish. There's no 'I' in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Tattoo removal" "Any more?"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Do you play basketball?"

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Skeleton doing laundry,

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

Pizza Delivery Delays

'In short - he's not the man he used to be.'

Still plenty of life left in this one, thankfully...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Reaper's Arms

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Apocalliptical

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Skeleton Builder.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."