Skeleton Lover Gifts

Apocalliptical

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

Trick or Treat!

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Rock on Grandma!

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'What is it now, Mister Hypochondriac?'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand